Sure, sure. But in every joke there is some truth to it.
I wonder how nitpicky are you elsewhere then. Do you use Pi to billion decimal places when calculating something, since decimals are decimals?
First of all, for a connection you have to use TCP protocol, which ping isn’t. And second, you said:
so that’s 4800 pings per day * 64 bytes, gives you 300 KiB. So that’s 9 megabytes per month. Make it twice as much for both directions. I can see this being a problem if you are sitting on a Voyager I pinging Earth.
Wait til you find out how much DNS uses. Should probably only use IPs or just make every entry static.
I haven’t (guessed the company). But I imagine it must be a town on some forgotten island in the middle of pacific ocean.